This may explain why so many business people aspire to be coaches or consultants

From the management/leadership gurus Calvin & Hobbes:

Calvin is sitting, forlornly, in something like a sidewalk lemonade stand. A large hand-written sign says:

“A Swift Kick in the Butt! 10¢!”

Hobbes: “How’s business?”

Calvin: “Terrible!”

Hobbes: “That’s surprising . . .”

Calvin: “I’ll say! Everybody I know needs what I’m selling!”