This may explain why so many business people aspire to be coaches or consultants
From the management/leadership gurus Calvin & Hobbes:
Calvin is sitting, forlornly, in something like a sidewalk lemonade stand. A large hand-written sign says:
“A Swift Kick in the Butt! 10ยข!”
Hobbes: “How’s business?”
Calvin: “Terrible!”
Hobbes: “That’s surprising . . .”
Calvin: “I’ll say! Everybody I know needs what I’m selling!”